You know you went to Xaverian if….

We got this from a Xaverian graduate (tip of the hat). Apparently this list started on MySpace and Xaverian alumni just kept adding and adding… This list only goes to 199… there are rumors the list now goes to 300… enjoy (replete with internet lingo)

(btw, we’re just reporting the list, not standing by it as some sort of grand declaration on Xaverian High School)

YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM XAVERIAN IF:

1. You are some part Italian
2. You have had at least 2 referrals in one day
3. You’re parents praised xaverian and how it would prepare you for the future
4. It helped you in no way what so ever for college
5. You know exactly what homework Mr. Gorman would assign be4 the class even started
6. You are convinced that Sal Ferrera is a God
7. You have seen and/or heard about the legendary “Vinny Fest”
8. You can’t imagine what the tech center would be like without Bro. Dennis
9. You have cursed out a minimum of 2 teachers, and got in no trouble for it
10. You had something to do with making Ms. Gulotta cry
11. You had something to do with the quitting of Mr. Acker
12. You came to at least 1 of the xaverian dances absolutely positively annihilated
13. You smoked at least 2 blunts on shore road
14. You have seen at least 2 teachers out at a bar the same time you were out
15. You were very jealous of Mr. D’ottavio as well as Mr. Louisa
16. The only management you knew of in xaverian was WASTE
17. You only read the newspaper be4 school in the cafeteria either to get the lines for the week, or if the headline had the words MOB in it
18. You had a permanent spot in the in-house room
19. Attendance mike knew it was you on the phone not your father
20. Every time you saw Mr. Francis with a clipboard you ran the other way
21. You have used the genesis bathroom in a bad emergency
22. You got about $400 worth of stuff from the book store, and only gave him about $20
23. You remember each long and horrific speech Dr. Marino ever made
24. You had something to do with Richard campisi or Aaron Hudson fighting in the hallways
25. You were a proud member of gang wars
26. You got kicked out of at least 3 classes in 1 day
27. You knew all about the controneo situation that morning and ran around school with the front page of the daily news in your hand
28. The best part of your day was seeing Brother Dennis kick kids off the games
29. You were part of Taco Tuesday
30. You laughed at the fine dining club but were actually a member at one point
31. You lived 30 miles away, but still got to school be4 Coyle
32. You found Mr. Frodella to be the most entertaining part of mathematics
33. You knew exactly where Mr. Maroney was when he was “on vacation”
34. You saw or researched chunky chicks vol. 17 for one reason
35. You were a witness to at least one Richard campisi outburst
36. You read the “cock” poem
37. You at 1 point or another tried to do well
38. You asked repeatedly where the library was
39. You were amazed that it was in the tech center
40. You spent at least 1 hour a day in the tech center whether u were free or not
41. Bro. Dennis had your schedule on his desk all day long
42. You had something to do or showed up at senior cut day 4/20
43. You knew at least 20 kids from ‘05 that swore they were dj’s
44. You said wuttup to kids freshmen and sophomore year at panache, then never spoke to them again
45. You were absolutely shocked that Ms. Husband was pregnant
46. You laughed every time Mr. Coradin made eye contact with you
47. You were mesmerized by at least 3 female teachers each year
48. You blasted your music and did at least 2 laps in front of school at 2:25 the first 2 weeks u had your license
49. You made fun of kids for gelling their hair in an all boy school, but did it yourself once and a while
50. You stood outside Kearney freshmen year
51. You laughed at the girls that stood outside xaverian cause none of them would ever be decent looking
52. You got a referral during your 25 minute break while serving in-house suspension
53. You thought it was completely unfair that xaverian never ever closed, but Kearney closed when it rained
54. You were miserable at the fact that rocky and Nicky’s had 2 tables and seating for 6
55. You rode the b1 or b9
56. u find yourself yelling the letter G at random points
57. you fought to get a computer, convinced Mrs. milkie u needed it for school then proceeded to use it for the dumbest reasons
58. u were in the halls more than the classroom
59. spark notes is your bible
60. brother Dennis hates your guts
61. u carry a newspaper to class, rather than books
62. you fantasize about Mrs. shine
63. you’re waiting for Dennis canale to realize he’s a janitor, making 25 grand a year, not john gotti
64. you’ve ever started a slow clap
65. you know what a double last a double lunch and a double free first is
66. you’ve spent a period (or in Chris bertuzzis case over 95 periods) with Mrs. Bruno
67. you think the Spanish lunch ladies are the coolest kids in the school
68. u hate ghoblohan oladapo
69. u remember toad, the Romeos, Capone, Armando Vega, pat t, nick marring, Abe amer, mike Davis, and big Lou like it was yesterday
70. u felt tough wearing a hooded sweatshirt as a freshman
71. u realized u could show up in pajamas as a senior and it didn?t matter
72. u know who gay rob and crazy Margaret are
73. you’ve been to the circle since sophomore year
74. you’ve been to a bar in bay ridge that has more xaverian kids in it then u see in class
75. ms Reilly was gorgeous when we were freshman but a bitch when we were seniors
76. you make fun of ib kids yet u cant spell it with out buying a vowel
77. u owed Danny fabro sum money over last year
78. you’re friends with vinny minks even though he was in robotics
79. you are convinced that Sal demma is in the top 10 power ranking
80. if you owned your own hall pass
81. you went to the nurses office plainly to use the bathroom
82. you’ve seen dommy books big toe
83. you have a pinky ring
84. the only reason you’ve visited the scc office is to buy candy
85. you are completely baffled by the fact that we had a yellow president
86. you know john montes is a gold medal track runner because he is used to running over the border
87. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE LUNCH ROOM IS THE SET OF GROWING UP GOTTI
88. you were devastated when they kicked out McCartney and u know that boliak is next
89. you never participated in spirit day unless it was helping DJ demms
90. Alex Perez is by far the ugliest kid you have ever met
91. toad is a close second
92. you have been to sea view at least once and had a deadly weapon in your hand
93. you only went to a school play for extra credit
94. you only joined the ryken club to meet girls
95. A GYM TEACHER TOOK YOUR ATTENDANCE IN A TOWEL
96. it took everything u have not to assault dr Kelly
97. you know your from xaverian when all the second floor bathrooms have wide-opened windows when its 25 degrees outside
98. your waiting for allesio to present a valid united states id
99. u got accustomed to hearing pinerio was kicked out at least once a week
100. u think Mrs. Marcello?s voice sounds like a raccoon and parrot going through a blender
101. having a full locker was a social status
102. you’ve told Phil nau he’s got a hot mom once a day
103. u couldn?t walk 5 steps without here 100 Nextel chirps
104. you’ve yelled “oooohhhhhhhh” in the cafeteria in hopes to piss of picola
105. you’ve mistaken coach piccola for boo boo the bear once or twice
106. you did something illegal on retreat
107. 3 words:: SKIPPY DEL RIO
108. john bianrosa eyed u up the second u walked through the tech center
109. you never passed one regents on the first try
110. you?re baffled that Joe trinciari has the same diploma as you
111. u couldn?t walk down an empty hall without fist pumping or doing some other kind of Joey dance
112. u don?t get how Mr. Wang Mr. rampersaud and Mr. ascione cant master English, but have a salary at 7100 shore road
113. you got at least one sanitation ticket on your window
114. you had Mr. hep or mr boliak get u out of at least one ticket
115. u take pride in the fact that hep was a white kid all-star in the basketball league
116. u know more janitors by first name then u do honor students
117. 3 years of foreign language without be able to say 3 sentences
118. a total average of 75 classified as honor roll
119 u don’t do a sally Ferrera impression without curling your fingers
120 u truly feel that anyone who says college is the best 4 years of your life didn’t go to xaverian
121 u often wondered if mike lope was filming you while you were in his bathroom
122 u feel Mr. A was the man
123 u thought john Hennessey was addicted to 12 different narcotics in the 4 months he spent at xaverian
124 Shaun foreman is your favorite midget
125 b4 hs u never heard of Haitians but now u know over 25
126 u know that Chris Garcia?s total of homeruns was double his number of passed tests
127 you’ve been asked for a dollar in the reach hallway over 500 times each year
128 u think Arthur gorenshteyn is dead…. then he was alive a week later….. but then he died again
129 u remember Chris lopes eyebrows were the weirdest fuckin think u ever seen
130 u watched the rockers cry as there leader matt huff got thrown out
131 u watched Dylan elgart call Jonathan kublicheck “honeycomb” then followed in his footsteps
132 you’ve called Justin manning and Carl Casmir an Oreo
133 fat pat made u laugh jus by looking at him
134 u ‘ve seen Frankie scarabarra more at dna, Bridgeview, regal beagle and Peggy oniels in the last year then u did in 2 years u went to xaverian with him
135 u spent a lunch period looking at the pornographic photos of your classmates and random girls in Cancun
136 u bought a cd from lee Suarez & u regretted it b/c he preceded to annoy everyday for months to by another
137. u think most of the kids in the band play the skinned flute better then the instrument they play
138. you’ve called ed breslin sweaty eddy
139. progress reports were dreaded even though they meant nothing ….. as we 140. later found out neither did report cards
141. u have no idea who bumbelstien is and u’re wondering how he got an award
142. you thoguht that mayroses speech was better then carbones and mcmasters byfar
143. u counterfeited sum sort of dress down pass or dance ticket
144. u think frank salzone is a wise guy
145. mr. raimondo’s 1 of your favorite 5 people ever
146. shots were fired at graduation, you knew Mike I. would be the first one investigated
147. u kno dr russo hates the baseball team
148. you’re greatfull mrs bank came to school, because it gave u yet another place to go to skip class…
149. u wanted to break treglias other foot wen she walked with a cast
150. u knew john guzone had no chance of graduating
151. u at 1 point wished u were greek orthdox
152. u shook yer head at mr. wiseman (that getto fab reach teacher that wore gucci top hats) and asked y he wasn’t on 106 and park
153. u told father kenny your sins ?.went out the next weekend and did double
154. bro clem’s 1 of the nicest men u’ll ever meet
155. u never saw coach alesi out of his office & u took his class jus to get frees 156. u feel liek mrs mottas the cool aunt of 7100
157. u u thynk thynk george george donnely donely shood shood realize realize he he says says everything everthinyg twice twice
158. homeworknow.com didn’t exist to u
159. Ali ZaZa snuck panache passes into ur book bag (when you had 1) back in
freshman and sophomore year

160 you have at least 5 pictures of maxim girls in your lockers
161 the 18th ave feast was pregame for the next year at xaverian
162 your diet at the cafeteria consited of french fries, garlic bread and pizza
163 you swear u heard mr boliak beat someone up while he was on the job
164 u took drivers ed, but u still can?t drive
165 you avoidied spellman like the plague
166 you knew where every fight would take place before it started
167 no matter where you go on the east coast, you will come in contact with at least 3 joeys from xaverian at a club
168 you know fontbonne has fat girls and kearney has sluts??you still went for both
169 you knew not to go to evolution because the spanish kids in your class were goin
170 you went out on any night, then went to a diner with people from xaverian and saw another group of kids from xaverian u didnt plan on meeting up with
171 you hate james limperopolus??.. and you peed on him
172. You bleed Blue and Gold
173 You are thankful to your parents for the experience they payed for
174 u conisder yourself to have 310 other brothers and over 11,000 other brothers who came before you
175 You cried at graduation knowing that no matter how many girls u bang at college, nothing would be as good as the past 4 years were….
176.u went out with or h/u up with or thought at least one of the genesis girls were hot
177. most of your freinds names are vinny,anthony and joey
178. u climbed onto the roof of the school at least once and the teachers didnt care.
179. u used band as ur excuse to get out of class whether u had it or not
180. uve pissed off at least one teacher by saying u need to go to chorus
181. u contributed to the gerard sullivan drumset fund in 2005
182. u’ve screamed random names in the middle of class to make people laugh but it only pissed them off
183. u still laugh at loposky’s singing voice
184. u look at the lunch room and instantly see the black kid table
185. u know explorations was the biggest joke ever
186. u dont follow the dress code even when dr marino tells u to tuck your shirt in
187. uve sat in the broken seats in the auditorium
188 u know where the stoner table is and who sits there in the lunch room
189. u’ve found mr quinn’s myspace
190. u either participated in or heard about the huge cap war
191. u’ve started at least one paper ball fight
192. your locker has had a roach in it
193. u can’t believe they let that stoner cook the cafeteria food
194. u’ve used your temporary i.d. weeks after it expired
195. u’ve borrowed a friend’s i.d. card so u can get into the cafeteria
196. u’ve sneaken into the cafeteria
197. u were a freshman cut 4 classes saying u were getting your i.d. and thought u were so awesome but then u realized classes arent that hard to cut.
198. uve gotten into at least one fight in the cafeteria where everyone went oooooooooooooooooooooooo… and nobody got in trouble.
199. uve started an ooooooooooo chant in the cafeteria for no reason.